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It's never too late, in fiction or in life, to revise.
Created on 2003-12-05 00:15:28 (#1509341), last updated 2009-05-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Amanda |
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| Location: | San Francisco, California, United States |
| Website: | c'mon click it |
BioEverything before now, before now, before now, is just a story I carry around. I guess that would apply to anybody in the world. What I need is a new story about who I am.
What I need to do is fuck up so bad I can't save myself.
Welcome to my journal. To help you understand what I'm all about I thought I'd put up a cast of characters that I talk the most about:
Me:
Amanda: +Me +Scorpio +True Californian +Office Bitch +Weird +Hates vegans +Likes to drink +Has great friends +From Rocklin +Aspiring Lottery Winner +Myspace Addict +Fighter +Adores cheese
My Sister:
Jennifer: +My most trusted confidant +Sister +Wife to funniest/coolest guy ever, My dearest brother-in-law Timothy +Mother to the most gorgeous baby EVER +Caring +Goofy +Likes wine and talking about baby poop +Moved to Washington 5/19/2007 :(
My Niece (a.k.a DA MONKEY)
Cecelia: +Likes Olivia +Gets into everything +Is literally the most adorable child ever +Likes Chris better than me +Is the absolute light of my life +Born: Oct 6th 2005
My Crew:
Deanna&Eleni: +Co-Founders of "The Girls Club" +My Dancing Buddies +Group Mascot = Freddy, Deanna's Cat & Life Partner +Both Pretty Wonderful +Help Complete The Titty Trifecta +Iced Tea Fanatics
Zane: + Likes to Get Drunk & Pass Out on My Boobs + Favorite Word = Giggity + Has a Weird Face When He Gets Lap Dances + (.):-P(.)
Lauren: +Will Meet Me at the Bar at Inappropriate Times + Is Pretty Much My Hero + Has the Best Ideas Ever + Should Hang Out More
My Eastern European Bitches:: areboyfriend/girlfriend "doing it" dating "together".
Dasha: +Russian +Hot +Works at a winery +Woman I'll most likely go gay for +Only woman I know who has bigger boobs than me +President of the "WE FUCKED PRZEM, BUT YOU HAVEN'T, SO TOO BAD BECAUSE HE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE" Club
Przem: +Polish +Leaves the worlds best voicemails +Helps me convince Dasha that him and I are having a secret torrid romance +Second gayest straight man I know.
The Yelp Kids:
Kate & Rose +The craziest girls I know +Calls me Mander Pants +Lives vicariously through me
Eric: +To be updated at a later date.
Karl: +Has enormous t-shirt collection +Likes pretty much everything I do +From England
What I need to do is fuck up so bad I can't save myself.
Welcome to my journal. To help you understand what I'm all about I thought I'd put up a cast of characters that I talk the most about:
Me:
Amanda: +Me +Scorpio +True Californian +Office Bitch +Weird +Hates vegans +Likes to drink +Has great friends +From Rocklin +Aspiring Lottery Winner +Myspace Addict +Fighter +Adores cheese
My Sister:
Jennifer: +My most trusted confidant +Sister +Wife to funniest/coolest guy ever, My dearest brother-in-law Timothy +Mother to the most gorgeous baby EVER +Caring +Goofy +Likes wine and talking about baby poop +Moved to Washington 5/19/2007 :(
My Niece (a.k.a DA MONKEY)
Cecelia: +Likes Olivia +Gets into everything +Is literally the most adorable child ever +Likes Chris better than me +Is the absolute light of my life +Born: Oct 6th 2005
My Crew:
Deanna&Eleni: +Co-Founders of "The Girls Club" +My Dancing Buddies +Group Mascot = Freddy, Deanna's Cat & Life Partner +Both Pretty Wonderful +Help Complete The Titty Trifecta +Iced Tea Fanatics
Zane: + Likes to Get Drunk & Pass Out on My Boobs + Favorite Word = Giggity + Has a Weird Face When He Gets Lap Dances + (.):-P(.)
Lauren: +Will Meet Me at the Bar at Inappropriate Times + Is Pretty Much My Hero + Has the Best Ideas Ever + Should Hang Out More
My Eastern European Bitches:: are
Dasha: +Russian +Hot +Works at a winery +Woman I'll most likely go gay for +Only woman I know who has bigger boobs than me +President of the "WE FUCKED PRZEM, BUT YOU HAVEN'T, SO TOO BAD BECAUSE HE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE" Club
Przem: +Polish +Leaves the worlds best voicemails +Helps me convince Dasha that him and I are having a secret torrid romance +Second gayest straight man I know.
The Yelp Kids:
Kate & Rose +The craziest girls I know +Calls me Mander Pants +Lives vicariously through me
Eric: +To be updated at a later date.
Karl: +Has enormous t-shirt collection +Likes pretty much everything I do +From England
ConnectInterests (114):
abortion rights, absofuckinlutely, aerosmith, alcohol, anti-bush, armistead maupin, asofterworld.com, astrology, baking, beer, beetlejuice the cartoon, being hypocritical, ben affleck, big love, brunch, c.d.payne, california, celebrity gossip, change, chasing amy, chuck palahniuk, chuck taylor's, clerks, clerks ii, converse, cooking, cunnilingus, dane cook, dave grohl, democrats, desperate housewives, dogma, dr. pepper, edward scissorhands, foo fighters, foreign films, frank sinatra, franz ferdinand, gale harold, gay rights, george lucas, grey's anatomy, hal sparks, happy endings, harry potter, hating republicans, hbo, high fidelity, howie day, hypocondria, ifc, ikea, j.k. rowling, james taylor, john cameron mitchell, john cusack, johnny depp, kate hudson, kerry ball, kevin smith, liberals, livejournal, lost, me, mocking, movies, music, my friends, my niece, my sister, myspace, napping, netflix, new books, nightmare before christmas, no doubt, november 9th, nudity, ohnotheydidnt, ooc, political debates, politics, postsecret, queer as folk, reading, roller derby, russian hill, san francisco, simon and garfunkel, sleeping, star wars, stupid people, summertime, swimming, tattoos, teen girl squad, the environment, the financial district, the killers, the painted ladies, the postal service, the promise ring, the simpsons, the sopranos, tim burton, traveling, ugly betty, vodka, warmth, writing, yelp, your mom, zach braff, ♥
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Schools:
Rocklin High School - Rocklin, CA (1998 - 2002)
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